Howdy there.

How's life treating you?  Oh, I see...  oh my.... well... still, perhaps its best.... you never know what's around the corner...

I just wanted to see what was up in tblog-land these days.  

Who had more fun, pirates or train robbers?  Discuss.  

"It's going to take more than a pretty face to get with me. In fact, one of my beliefs is that no matter how good she looks right now, somebody, somewhere, is tired of putting up with her (self-censored)." 

" BAR OWNER LOOKING FOR BAR FLY
HI. I AM CHRIS AND YOU ARE.... ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS."

"___ is one of the most smarts man in the world I'm honest with my friends...I die for heping the neibeurs...i'm the best in my hood...and my best wish is meeting a good presons "  and he describes himself as "very fine, sexy".

Sigh. 

And another's description of what he's looking for "She must have EXTREMELY LARGE (thunderous) HIPS and (mammoth)THIGHS and a smaller upper body with large arms and natural boobs, or a big wide HIPS and a small waist."

Good Grief.